I found out why glasses always look crooked on me. One of my ears is half an inch taller than the other….
REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS
I SWEAR IN THIS FANDOM WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERY OCCASION
The beginning of the alien part of the south park game was way too hard.
I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.
Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.
YESSSSSdo ppl srsly have trouble parting with 2 goddamn dimes…
You guys aren’t addressing the main issue. Why would a party for one order two drinks?
The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.
I hate when I get like-zoned. Why won’t your reblog? I’m a nice guy
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
My worst fear as a child were actually legitimate